The Snake Catcher Takes His Own Advice  

 Ronn Slusser, a snake catcher in Alice Springs, had to take his own advice the other day when, while off duty in his garden, he was bitten by a black-headed Western Brown snake.

          “Don’t panic, don’t panic,” Ronn repeated calmingly to himself as he drove to hospital. “Remember, nine times out of 10, the snake does not actually release its venom. And even if it has done, you still have a few hours before you die.”

          Ronn is the cheerful face you see after you ring 0407-983-276 on finding a snake on your kitchen floor or behind your air conditioning system. Any time of the day or night, he drops whatever he is doing and zooms out with stick and hoop bag to catch the scaly intruder. In January 2003 alone, Ronn, originally from Perth, has already been called out to 35 snake emergencies in the town.

          But until the incident in his garden, Ronn, who handles all kinds of reptiles at the Alice Springs Reptile Centre, had never been bitten by a snake. He was gardening peacefully, unaware that the Western Brown was lying nearby, under a bush.

          “Suddenly, it bit me,” said Ronn. “I felt the hit but no pain. I realised I had been bitten because I had three little red dots on my finger. There is a car park opposite my garden. I deduced that the snake had been run over because its back was broken. I must have startled it in its last agony.”

          Of course, if you come across a snake in your home or garden, it is unlikely to bite you if you leave it alone. Snakes are not aggressive and only attack if you provoke them, for example by accidentally treading on them. They come into the house to get out of the hot sun and they like your garden, especially if it is untidy, because they could find mice or rats there. They are not interested in eating you. So just wait for Ronn to arrive and everything will be cool.

          But in this case, Ronn had been bitten. As phlegmatically as he could, he went into the emergency routine. He bandaged his hand, over the wound and then up the arm.

          “I always carry three bandages on me,” he said. “Snake venom travels through the lymph system, not the blood. If there is venom in your system and you put on a bandage, it doubles your survival time.”

          Ronn drove himself to the hospital, repeating the mantra: “Calm, calm, calm.” It is important to stay calm for two reasons. Firstly, you don’t want raise your heart beat. And secondly, if you are driving in a state of panic, you can find yourself in a road accident before you even reach the hospital.

          In the old days, you had to know which kind of snake had bitten you in order to receive the appropriate anti-venom. But modern hospitals should keep snake venom detection kits, which is a relief, as the most common snakes of the Australian red centre are confusingly named. The Western Brown is indeed a brown snake but the King Brown is actually a type of black snake.

          Being a specialist, Ronn was able to identify the culprit in his case. Hospital staff put him on an ECG to monitor his heart rate, then tested his blood and urine at intervals to find out if venom had entered his system.

          Luckily, the test results were negative and Ronn went home. In nine out of 10 cases, the snake gives a warning bite but does not actually release any poison because it needs its venom for digestion, just as humans need saliva.

The Alice Springs Hospital deals quite often with tourists, who have trodden on sticks and mistaken the prick for a snake bite. “But we always check,” said hospital spokeswoman Jane McAlister. “It is better to be safe than sorry.” The hospital recommends that patients suspected of being bitten stay under observation for 12 hours.

          After the drama, Ronn went straight back to work, handling reptiles. “It’s like after falling off a horse,” he said. “If you don’t get back on again immediately, you will lose your nerve.”

          Ronn, who has long, blond hair, tied in a pony tail, is seriously cool. He said he was always calm when tackling snakes but admitted his hands trembled later in a kind of after-shock.

          “I don’t blame the snake that bit me,” he said. “It’s nature and you have got to respect that. In the same way, I don’t agree with killing sharks or crocodiles as a ‘punishment’ because they have attacked humans.”

          At the Reptile Centre, run by Rex Neindorf, captured snakes are kept and periodically released back into the wild – at a safe distance from Alice Springs! Ronn’s work there also involves training a new acquisition, a three-metre crocodile, to entertain the tourists by jumping for chicken or rabbit.

          It is a strange way to earn a living, you might think. But Ronn, who also gets up before dawn to do crew work on the hot air balloons that carry tourists over the MacDonnell Ranges, is highly motivated. He and his partner, Dorinda Blok, originally from Holland, work like crazy for six months of the  year so that they can afford to go off cycling and touring around Australia in the other half of the year.

          What happens if Ronn is away cycling when you find a King Brown in your outhouse? Don’t worry. In the cold desert winter, most snakes go to sleep. But if you are in trouble, there are two other snake catchers in town.

Helen Womack

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